Squinky.
Today is just too adjective-challenged for a previously existing word, we need a new one… and the word for today is squinky. It replaces smarmy. All forms are currently available (squinkfulness, squinkitude, squinkalicious, et cetera).
Does it matter that this waste of time is what makes a LIFE for you? Hmmmmm? Wouldn’t you really rather be involved in a series of colorful time-wasting trends?

