I got this from http://www.fool.com/specials/1999/emeringue/recipes.htm , the recipes page for eMeringue.com … a dot-com bust joke from Motley Fool.  It not quite as funny as the recipe for Irish Booze Cake, but it’s pretty good.

Crazy Larry’s Hangover Cure

* 1 eMeringue pie top
* 2 apples
* 7 dozen eggs
* 10 saffron threads
* 1 cup cottage cheese
* 8 oz. tequila
* 1 London Broil
* 1/8 tsp. salt

For this recipe you will need a large clean table. Crack open eggs into mixing bowl. Discard shells. Whisk eggs lightly for 10 seconds. Slice apples in half. Remove skin. Remove seeds. Discard apples. Separate saffron threads into two piles of six and four. Whisk eggs for 10 more seconds. Marinate London Broil in tequila. Place a grain of salt onto each apple seed. Wrap seeds in apple skin. Fold cottage cheese into egg mixture. Pour into pockets. Drink meat-flavored tequila. Lie down on table. Use meringue as pillow. Place London Broil on face.

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